NOTICE TO ALL EMPLOYEES

Due to the hard economic times and otherwise depressing state of the world today, all personnel will now be required to at least look happy while working.

Department - approved supplies will be provided to each employee at little or no cost.
• Workloads getting to you?
• Feeling stressed?
• Too many priorities and assignments?

Here is the new low-cost, department-approved solution to cope with multiple priorities and assignments!

Each employee will be supplied 2 paper clips and rubber bands. (See Fig 1.)

Fig 1.












Assemble items as shown in Fig 2.

Fig 2.












Apply as shown in Fig 3.

Fig 3.